Saturday, April 16, 2011

Portal Review Thingy WARNING: THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN WINGED AT 11:30 PM AND MAY CONTAIN EXPLICIT SPELLING ERRS

So, hopefully this isn't too terrible. As promised, I'm finally reviewing Portal. And lemme say it had awesomes. I has some more screenshots, and I hope you don't  mind if I skip the first couple levels that I reviewed in the demo.
And without further ado, I give to you a review of Portal. And I want a red bull.
So, I'm having a blast shooting myself out of portals onto the floor and back again. Fun and all, but it will get tedious after a while.
And, then I get the other half of the famed portal gun. LOVE IT. Now, I can jump in one portal and fly out of the other without waiting two and a half minutes. But all good things get boring after a while, and Valve studios fixes this up again, with actual enemies. Specifically cute little droids that shoot at you with machine guns. But don't fret, because you can whack them with boxes radios, and even other droids. And, there is of course, recompense at the end: Cake. But is it true? Someone's dying wish stated it was a lie, so I'm not so sure.
But, I shouldn't stay off topic for too long. Anyway, the series of  levels after that include jumping over acid, avoiding these battle droids, defending yourself with an awesome box against lasers. I just wish there were cats, that way I could shoot Gladys with laser cats.

Gladys is the computer which has been sending you on all these crazy missions. You get to kill Gladys at the end, but I forgot to take a screenshot because I was WAY too into the game.
My overall score is:
Gameplay: 5/5
Ingenuity:5/5
Load time 3.5/5
Overall rating: 4.5/5

And as usual, here are my screenshots.

Sorry about the shorter review than usual. Anyway, here's the link to download Portal.
ADIOS! ALVARO OFF!

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